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Behold the Kickmen
Size Five Games · released Jul 20, 2017 · data updated Oct 24, 2026
BEHOLD THE KICKMEN is a football game made by someone who has no understanding of, or interest in, what is affectionately known as "The Wonderful Game". Start at the bottom of the Big Boring Football Spreadsheet and g
Released Jul 20, 2017
Steam figures
| Value | As of | |
|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | Very Positive · 85% positive of 375 Steam reviews | Oct 23, 2026 |
| Followers on Steam | No followers data for this game yet | |
| Regular US price | $3.99 | Oct 20, 2026 |
New Steam reviews per month
| Month | New positive | New negative |
|---|---|---|
| Dec 2025 | 1 | 0 |
| Jan 2026 | 0 | 0 |
| Feb 2026 | 0 | 0 |
| Apr 2026 | 0 | 1 |
| May 2026 | 1 | 0 |
| Jul 2026 | 0 | 0 |
Sales estimate
| Copies sold on Steam | 6.8k – 40k | |
|---|---|---|
| Gross revenue on Steam | $23k – $80k before refunds, tax and Steam’s cut | |
| Steam reviews by buyers | 375 | Oct 23, 2026 |
| Copies per review | 18–104 |
Estimates are based on an aggregation of industry-accepted conversion formulas. How this is estimated
Tag DNA
| Tag | Share of Steam games |
|---|---|
| Football (Soccer) | 1 in 269 games |
| Sports | 1 in 27 games |
| Action | 1 in 3 games |
| Indie | 1 in 2 games |
| Casual | 1 in 2 games |
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|---|---|---|---|
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