HomeCalm Down, Stalin
Calm Down, Stalin
Cartboard Games · released Sep 8, 2016 · data updated Oct 24, 2026
Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing wi
Released Sep 8, 2016
Steam figures
| Value | As of | |
|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | Very Positive · 90% positive of 1,054 Steam reviews | Oct 24, 2026 |
| Followers on Steam | No followers data for this game yet | |
| Regular US price | $3.99 | Oct 20, 2026 |
New Steam reviews per month
| Month | New positive | New negative |
|---|---|---|
| Nov 2025 | 3 | 1 |
| Dec 2025 | 9 | 0 |
| Jan 2026 | 7 | 0 |
| Feb 2026 | 7 | 0 |
| Mar 2026 | 1 | 1 |
| Apr 2026 | 3 | 0 |
| May 2026 | 4 | 0 |
| Jun 2026 | 5 | 1 |
| Jul 2026 | 6 | 2 |
| Aug 2026 | 5 | 1 |
| Sep 2026 | 5 | 0 |
Sales estimate
| Copies sold on Steam | 21k – 130k | |
|---|---|---|
| Gross revenue on Steam | $67k – $230k before refunds, tax and Steam’s cut | |
| Steam reviews by buyers | 1,054 | Oct 24, 2026 |
| Copies per review | 21–114 |
Estimates are based on an aggregation of industry-accepted conversion formulas. How this is estimated
Tag DNA
| Tag | Share of Steam games |
|---|---|
| Cold War | 1 in 305 games |
| World War II | 1 in 167 games |
| Memes | 1 in 67 games |
| LGBTQ+ | 1 in 37 games |
| Dating Sim | 1 in 27 games |
| Comedy | 1 in 13 games |
| Psychological Horror | 1 in 12 games |
| Funny | 1 in 8 games |
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