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This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
Hmph. Studios · released Dec 16, 2025 · demo · data updated Oct 24, 2026
Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.
Released Dec 16, 2025 · Demo available
Steam figures
| Value | As of | |
|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | Positive · 90% positive of 10 Steam reviews | Oct 23, 2026 |
| Followers on Steam | No followers data for this game yet | |
| Regular US price | $4.99 | Oct 7, 2026 |
New Steam reviews per week
| Week | New positive | New negative |
|---|---|---|
| Week of Dec 16, 2025 | 4 | 0 |
| Week of Dec 23, 2025 | 1 | 0 |
| Week of Jan 6, 2026 | 0 | 0 |
| Week of Jan 13, 2026 | 2 | 0 |
| Week of Feb 17, 2026 | 1 | 0 |
| Week of Jun 23, 2026 | 0 | 1 |
| Week of Aug 25, 2026 | 1 | 0 |
| Week of Sep 1, 2026 | 0 | 0 |
Tag DNA
| Tag | Share of Steam games |
|---|---|
| Mini Golf | 1 in 790 games |
| Perma Death | 1 in 44 games |
| Dark Humor | 1 in 37 games |
| Survival Horror | 1 in 23 games |
| Difficult | 1 in 19 games |
| Physics | 1 in 13 games |
| Psychological Horror | 1 in 12 games |
| Platformer | 1 in 11 games |
Games like This Is Why We Don't Play Golf
| Game | Developer | Match | Steam reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| Golf With Your Friends | Blacklight Interactive, Team17 | 65% | Very Positive · 51,010 |
| Golf It! | Perfuse Entertainment | 65% | Very Positive · 24,767 |
| Up to Par | It's Anecdotal | 67% | Mostly Positive · 49 |
| Hired 2 Die | Electric Monkeys | 64% | Very Positive · 169 |
| Putt Down | Icehelm | 66% | Mixed · 28 |
| Golf It! - Under Construction | Perfuse Entertainment | 65% | Mixed · 29 |
| Don't Fall | Shine 3D | 63% | Positive · 19 |
| Late for Class: Variety King | Mythical Grimm Games | 65% | 5 reviews |