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Bernie Needs Love
Protomni Multimedia · in Early Access since Aug 21, 2015 · data updated Oct 24, 2026
A retro platformer about an old man who collects blue pills amidst urban dangers and bird poop in a desperate effort to reach his girlfriend before he is himself reached by the ever-approaching Grim Reaper.
In Early Access since Aug 21, 2015
Steam figures
| Value | As of | |
|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | 3 Steam user reviews | Oct 23, 2026 |
| Followers on Steam | No followers data for this game yet | |
| Regular US price | $2.99 | Oct 7, 2026 |
Tag DNA
| Tag | Share of Steam games |
|---|---|
| Nudity | 1 in 17 games |
| Early Access | 1 in 13 games |
| Platformer | 1 in 11 games |
| Action | 1 in 3 games |
| Adventure | 1 in 3 games |
| Indie | 1 in 2 games |
| Casual | 1 in 2 games |
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