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Please, Don’t Touch Anything
by Four Quarters, published by ForwardXP
A brain-racking game about bathroom breaks, screwdrivers and nuclear explosions.
Released Mar 26, 2015
Steam figures
| Value | As of | |
|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | Very Positive · 88% positive of 5,016 Steam reviews | Oct 22, 2026 |
| Followers on Steam | No followers data for this game yet | |
| Regular US price | $4.99 | Oct 20, 2026 |
| Twitch peak viewers | 119 | Oct 22, 2026 |
New Steam reviews per month
| Month | New positive | New negative |
|---|---|---|
| Nov 2025 | 18 | 3 |
| Dec 2025 | 23 | 1 |
| Jan 2026 | 30 | 4 |
| Feb 2026 | 19 | 4 |
| Mar 2026 | 20 | 1 |
| Apr 2026 | 18 | 1 |
| May 2026 | 22 | 2 |
| Jun 2026 | 23 | 0 |
| Jul 2026 | 35 | 2 |
| Aug 2026 | 20 | 6 |
| Sep 2026 | 13 | 1 |
Sales estimate
| Copies sold on Steam | 180k – 480k | |
|---|---|---|
| Gross revenue on Steam | $400k – $1.4M before refunds, tax and Steam’s cut | |
| Steam reviews by buyers | 5,016 | Oct 22, 2026 |
| Copies per review | 36–95 |
Estimates are based on an aggregation of industry-accepted conversion formulas. How this is estimated
Tag DNA
| Tag | Share of Steam games |
|---|---|
| Short | 1 in 57 games |
| Great Soundtrack | 1 in 46 games |
| Hidden Object | 1 in 21 games |
| Difficult | 1 in 19 games |
| Point & Click | 1 in 16 games |
| Multiple Endings | 1 in 12 games |
| Horror | 1 in 9 games |
| Funny | 1 in 8 games |
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