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Kick Bastards
Something Something Games · released Jan 5, 2024 · data updated Oct 24, 2026
GO FAST, KICK ASS! Kick Bastards combines high-speed parkour with intense kicking action. Race faster and faster, perform daring moves, and push your limits in pursuit of unrivalled speed. The armies of Hell are coming;
Released Jan 5, 2024
Steam figures
| Value | As of | |
|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | Very Positive · 87% positive of 58 Steam reviews | Oct 24, 2026 |
| Followers on Steam | 785 | Oct 23, 2026 |
| Regular US price | $12.99 | Oct 19, 2026 |
New Steam reviews per month
| Month | New positive | New negative |
|---|---|---|
| Nov 2025 | 1 | 0 |
| Mar 2026 | 1 | 0 |
| Apr 2026 | 1 | 0 |
| Jun 2026 | 2 | 0 |
| Jul 2026 | 0 | 0 |
| Sep 2026 | 1 | 0 |
Sales estimate
| Copies sold on Steam | 880 – 5.1k | |
|---|---|---|
| Gross revenue on Steam | $12k – $41k before refunds, tax and Steam’s cut | |
| Steam reviews by buyers | 58 | Oct 24, 2026 |
| Copies per review | 15–86 |
Estimates are based on an aggregation of industry-accepted conversion formulas. How this is estimated
Tag DNA
| Tag | Share of Steam games |
|---|---|
| Parkour | 1 in 63 games |
| Runner | 1 in 60 games |
| Fast-Paced | 1 in 60 games |
| Precision Platformer | 1 in 40 games |
| 3D Platformer | 1 in 20 games |
| Difficult | 1 in 19 games |
| Platformer | 1 in 11 games |
| Controller | 1 in 10 games |
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