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The Procession to Calvary
by Joe Richardson, published by Akupara Games
Pilfer from pirates, conspire with cardinals and perform miracles with an incompetent magician. The Procession to Calvary is a Pythonesque adventure game made from Renaissance paintings, and a spiritual successor to the
Released Apr 9, 2020
Steam figures
| Value | As of | |
|---|---|---|
| Steam reviews | Overwhelmingly Positive · 97% positive of 1,246 Steam reviews | Oct 23, 2026 |
| Followers on Steam | 5,022 | Oct 16, 2026 |
| Regular US price | $9.99 | Oct 19, 2026 |
New Steam reviews per month
| Month | New positive | New negative |
|---|---|---|
| Nov 2025 | 25 | 1 |
| Dec 2025 | 23 | 0 |
| Jan 2026 | 25 | 0 |
| Feb 2026 | 7 | 2 |
| Mar 2026 | 14 | 1 |
| Apr 2026 | 11 | 0 |
| May 2026 | 14 | 0 |
| Jun 2026 | 23 | 0 |
| Jul 2026 | 18 | 0 |
| Aug 2026 | 9 | 3 |
| Sep 2026 | 21 | 2 |
Sales estimate
| Copies sold on Steam | 27k – 140k | |
|---|---|---|
| Gross revenue on Steam | $190k – $670k before refunds, tax and Steam’s cut | |
| Steam reviews by buyers | 1,246 | Oct 23, 2026 |
| Copies per review | 22–111 |
Estimates are based on an aggregation of industry-accepted conversion formulas. How this is estimated
Tag DNA
| Tag | Share of Steam games |
|---|---|
| Dark Comedy | 1 in 80 games |
| Philosophical | 1 in 76 games |
| Historical | 1 in 35 games |
| Surreal | 1 in 25 games |
| Medieval | 1 in 19 games |
| Point & Click | 1 in 16 games |
| Comedy | 1 in 13 games |
| Female Protagonist | 1 in 11 games |
Games like The Procession to Calvary
| Game | Developer | Match | Steam reviews |
|---|---|---|---|
| Four Last Things | Joe Richardson | 81% | Overwhelmingly Positive · 1,551 |
| The Search | Jason Godbey | 60% | Mostly Positive · 357 |
| TSIOQUE | OhNoo Studio, Smile | 58% | Overwhelmingly Positive · 855 |
| Related | Dariia Babchuk, Andrii Petrov | 59% | Very Positive · 176 |
| Agatha Knife | Mango Protocol | 58% | Very Positive · 578 |
| Death of the Reprobate | Joe Richardson | 57% | Overwhelmingly Positive · 671 |
| Lancelot's Hangover: The Quest for the Holy Booze | Jean-Baptiste Lancelot | 61% | Positive · 34 |
| Milkmaid of the Milky Way | Mattis Folkestad | 57% | Very Positive · 525 |